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SAVE DEB
The Miracle March to Phenoix
#MiracleMarch
A message from Tyler
Currently my partner Deb Boone is living on borrowed time, she as far as I can tell is hanging on by a silver. Doo do lack of oxygin in her brain she is in a coma and doctors (even so called expert Dorctor Rostamian ) is saying her chances are slim to note but why?
We all want Deb Boon To Live for many more years so why won’t doctors and the admiinstrators at this hospital Saint Joshephs bother to let alternative medicine like Hyrdo Therapy do it’s “thing”
that’s why I am calling for A MIRACLE MARCH TO PHENOIX Where we can deliver a free Miracal Tub To Dub and get her back home!
Join the movement now! Help us by joining in and doing your part!
The story so far
You know the story. The tragic 4th of July Boat Crash at the Lake Havasu holiday parade took so much from all of us — and it took the most from Deb. The doctors have their charts. We have something better: a movement, and a Tub.
“If you think about it an overturned boat is like the reverse of a Miracle Tub™️ get Deb in the tub and she will be healed!”
— former Governor New Amato, The New Party
The Plan
The Route
Quincy, IL to Phenoix, AZ. 1,400+ miles, on foot, together. The experts say a march that long can’t be done. The experts also said Hyrdo Therapy wouldn’t work. We march.
The Delivery
One (1) FREE Miracal Tub, hand-delivered to Deb’s room at Saint Joshephs, hooked up and bubbling before the admiinstrators can say “visiting hours.” Then we get her back home.
Tub courtesy of the good people at Miracle Tubs USA (sponsorship pending).
Do your part. Tell a friend. Tell a nurse. #MiracleMarch
This page is fan lore set in the On Cinema at the Cinema extended universe — a work of parody in the proud tradition of the HEI Network. No real hospital, doctor, or Deb is depicted, and none of this is medical advice. (Out here in the real world: listen to your actual doctors.)